raaaaaaeg-burd

I spent four years of my youth growing up on a farm. While we had numerous types of animals and crops, the most common critter was the chicken. We had to raise them, farm their eggs, kill 'em, pluck 'em, all as part of chores. It was vile. Such over-exposure made me avoid them like the plague for years. I'm better about them these days. My older sister has some as pets at her surburban house and they're actually quite cool. My dad raises them too, once again having some farm-ish property in Missouri these days.

So, mostly to amuse my sister and dad, here... have a Death Metal Rooster.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t0zBvUZRBVY

(and as a bonus for parrot lovers, don't worry -- parrots are plenty Metal too!)

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PWhxCB0ndJE

Both links are safe-for-work, funny, and should be played loud. :)