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Jan. 13th, 2003 03:50 pmPelican Case Lifetime Warranty:
If for any reason you are not satisfied with the quality or performance of the Pelican product you have purchased, Pelican Products will gladly replace the product or refund your money (at your option) within thirty days after the purchase through the original Dealer/Retailer. After the initial thirty-day period, Pelican Products will continue to guarantee the product directly, for a lifetime, against breakage or defects in workmanship. This guarantee is void only if the Pelican product has been abused beyond normal and sensible wear and tear. The above guarantee does not cover shark bite, bear attack, or children under the age of five.
(This was in the 1490 laptop case documentation. I'm highly amused.)
If for any reason you are not satisfied with the quality or performance of the Pelican product you have purchased, Pelican Products will gladly replace the product or refund your money (at your option) within thirty days after the purchase through the original Dealer/Retailer. After the initial thirty-day period, Pelican Products will continue to guarantee the product directly, for a lifetime, against breakage or defects in workmanship. This guarantee is void only if the Pelican product has been abused beyond normal and sensible wear and tear. The above guarantee does not cover shark bite, bear attack, or children under the age of five.
(This was in the 1490 laptop case documentation. I'm highly amused.)
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Date: 2003-01-13 08:51 pm (UTC)